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Where are the FUCKING zombies?

Thu Jun 18, 2009, 11:29 AM
Howdy again.

So I've been reading Brooks' "World War Z", and my fucking God, it's amazing. He's the same author who wrote the official Zombie Survival Guide (Which mine is a companion to. When it's finished, it'll be hosted here.) But man, WWZ is set up like an oral history book, and shit if it didn't get me terrified, and excited, for what we all know IS going to happen. Will it be during my life time? Not necessarily. But why take chances?

Just for kicks, I scavanged around my house/garage/property area and gathered in my room everything I would back in my ruck if the Plague hit and the dead began to rise. I'm looking at the pile on the other side of my room now, and I gotta say, it's not a bad stock:
-3 Katanas of varrying lengths: one 3.5 footer, one 3.0 footer, and one 2.0 footer
-Nordic two-handed broadsword
-Fanbladed sword
-Hard ash wood staff(Will be used for balance and/or crafting a Lobotomizer)
-Crowbar: about 7 lbs, and over 2 feet long
-20 pound sledge hammer
-Several small knives
-Leather bracers and fencing helmet for emergency bite protection
-Sharpened fencing foil for emergencies
-First Aid kit
-Water purifier
-Gas siphon
-Ruck sack than /can/ hold everything

All that I'm really missing is a long range weapon, but for that I have two 80 pound-test crossbows on order with about 100 bolts. I'm no physicist, but I think 80 pounds of pin-point pressure is enough to crack a skull; not enough to pass through, but should be enough to penetrate the brain.

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Did I never mention I'm veeery passionate about zombies?
No?
Well. This is...probably all a little weird then.

...

I'm ready.
Bring it on, Z.

  • Mood: Peaceful
  • Listening to: Image of the Invisible - Thrice
  • Reading: World War Z - Brooks
  • Playing: Fallout 3
  • Eating: Twix
  • Drinking: XXX Vitamin Water

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  • Favourite band or musician: Blink-182, Van Halen
  • Favourite genre of music: (classic, punk, alternative)rock
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  • Favourite poet or writer: Langston Hughes, Henry David Thoreau
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  • Skin of choice: /shrug
  • Favourite game: Halo 3, Gears of War, Resident Evil 4,
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC
  • Favourite cartoon character: I don't watch many.
  • Personal Quote: "There's a fine line between brilliance, and stupidity."
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:iconbentropy:
I'm uploading onto deviant one of the two landscapes. Just wanted to send you a digital poke about it.

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Welcome!

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Thanks for the fav! :thanks:

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:iconservusartooptissimus:
Welcome!

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I am the slave to the Mistress.
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Her whips and chains are made of canvas, paint, paper, ink, sound, metal, stone, earth, air, glass.

Pain has never been so relieving.
:iconanomaly358:
Loved "Watch The World Burn".

Partially due to the fact I'm a Joker fan, rofl. But it was well executed.

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Thank ya very much! =]

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I am the slave to the Mistress.
The Mistress of the Arts.
Her whips and chains are made of canvas, paint, paper, ink, sound, metal, stone, earth, air, glass.

Pain has never been so relieving.
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Favorites cause my tummy to feel tingly on the inside... (yes, in a sexual manner)

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:iconservusartooptissimus:
^^

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I am the slave to the Mistress.
The Mistress of the Arts.
Her whips and chains are made of canvas, paint, paper, ink, sound, metal, stone, earth, air, glass.

Pain has never been so relieving.
:iconultimatealexdancer:
Thank you!! <3

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